Now That is Hilarious!!!

Okay, so I picked up the Civil Warrant/Summons today....

OMG, I am rolling here folks....

It seems that there are now 2 lawsuits against US....

One from the crazy lady and one from her insurance carrier....

She wants $200, 000.00

They want $20, 247.64.

They included a list of all her medical charges....

Get this.....
CARPAL TUNNEL
JOINT PAIN IN SHOULDER REGION
ROTATOR CUFF SPRAIN
SPASM OF MUSCLE
ENTHESOPATHY OF UNPECIFIED SITE
HYPERCHOLESTEROLEMIA
OSTEOARTHROSIS
DISORDERS OF BURSAE AND TENDONS
ABNORMAL INVOLUNTARY MOVEMENT
DEGENERATION OF CERVICAL INTERVERTEBRAL
CERVICAL SPONDYLOSIS

en·the·sop·a·thy
A disease occurring at the site of attachment of muscle tendons and ligaments to bones or joint capsules.

hy·per·cho·les·ter·ol·e·mi·a
An excess of cholesterol in the blood.
A familial disorder that is characterized by an extremely high concentration of cholesterol in the blood and cells.

os·te·o·ar·thro·sis
chronic, noninflammatory arthritis.

Cervical spondylosis is a common degenerative condition of the cervical spine. It is most likely caused by age-related changes in the intervertebral disks.


Oh, this is good stuff.... Does any one else see the trend.....

You mean I did all this at 3MPH......

WATCH OUT PEOPLE, if i can give you high cholesterol and degenerative joint diseases at 3MPH, just imagine what I can do at 10 MPH...