Riddle Me This, Batman

I recently noticed my SIL posted about the searches that brought people to her blog.

Naturally, I had to check mine out as it had been awhile.... Yeah, I know.... Been awhile for a lot of things....

Here are the most amusing searches that brought people to ME..

Petrified Chicken Feet

Recreational Reptile Truck

Officers Cutting Open Mattress Pillows

Cervical Spondylosis Helicopters

Who the hell googles this stuff???? Okay, I get the "Officers" search. I mean, we all need to know where NOT to hide our stash, right..... Ha/ha.